I read a news story yesterday about a 14-year-old girl who posted naked pictures of herself on MySpace because she hoped her boyfriend would see them. She was subsequently arrested and charged with possession and distribution of child pornography. If convicted, she faces up to 31 years in prison, and it's possible she'll have to register as a sex offender for the rest of her life.

I'm all for promoting the safety of children, but it seems odd to me that the authorities are using the laws designed to protect children to prosecute one as an adult for a crime against herself. It seems a little like arresting someone for stealing their own car. Hey! You moved your own car from it's normal parking place in the garage to a spot on the street--enjoy the next 5-15 years in person, dirtbag!

Instead of being so concerned about the new teen fad of 'sexting' (sex via text), maybe we should be more concerned about the stupid people those kids will grow up to be if we don't get our act together. Instead of punishing immodesty with prison, let's reward the behaviors we actually want to see more of. Spank a dog for peeing in the house, and you've got a confused dog who doesn't know where it's ok to pee. Reward a dog for peeing outside, and you've got a dog who stops peeing on your carpet.

It's really not that complicated.

I just received word that the scholarship committee (at the seminary I plan to attend next year) is going to be meeting next week to award all the aid for next year. It's obvious that I dream of one of the few full-ride scholarships they hand out, but I think it's even more important for me to be content with what I do (or do not) get. I would really appreciate your prayers about both of these things over the coming week or so. Also, if anyone wants to give me about $40,000, that would be great. I'm just throwing it out there.

Recently, there has been a lot of buzz about Twitter, a social networking site that allows people to quickly share "tweets" (short statements about what you're currently doing) with the online world. Regular people "twitter," but so do celebrities, governments, politicians, professional basketball players, musicians, and as of 2500 years ago, biblical prophets.

Isaiah 38: 13-15

I composed my soul until morning.
Like a lion--so He breaks all my bones,
From day until night You make an end of me.
"Like a swallow, like a crane, so I twitter;

Who knew. In other news, this is post number 800 for this blog. That's a lot.

Today one of my professors handed back an exam I turned in last week. After class, she told me that, in 20 years as a professor, she's only encountered one other student who writes as well as I do. Maybe she hasn't had too many strong students, but it's still a great complement.

I've never really shared any of my academic writing, so I thought I'd post one of the essays from the exam so that, if you're interested, you can get a taste of the intellectual side of my writing. This essay is a reaction to a neurosurgeon named Delgado who argued that an individual's freedom is determined by his/her eduction and abilities, and it ends with a very biblical point. My essay is also pretty long, so I won't be offended if you don't read it.

Explore Delgado's concept of freedom and discuss its implications for freedom.

Peter Plump stands in front of the towering candy rack, indecisive. His eyes dart between boxes of Snickers and Three Musketeers bars. His chubby fingers twitch as he salivates and licks his red lips. Fluffy nougat or sweet caramel? He greedily takes one of each and waddles to the cashier.

According to Delgado (1983), Peter's ability to make a free choice is not a property inherent to his mind. It requires appropriate training and experiences, and it involves three important processes: reception of information, internal processing, and behavioral output. Free choice is restricted when information is limited or distorted, brain function is altered, or expression is limited by an outside source (e.g., punishment). This essay will argue that acceptance of these three points necessitates an ethnocentric, qualitative understanding of freedom that minimizes the importance of subjective experience.

In order to understand Delgado's conception of freedom, consider what happened to Peter Plump after he bought his candy.

Peter could hardly contain his excitement. As he exited the store and wandered aimlessly through the crosswalk, he fumbled with his wallet and his newfound booty. He looked up and was smashed by a bus.

In the best of worlds, Peter would have (a) remembered that the street outside the store is always busy, he would have (b) been paying attention to the noise that signaled a bus was approaching, and he would have (c) been able to jump out of the way of the bus. It cannot be ignored that similar limitations are present for everyone. No one has access to all the relevant information all the time. Whether due to ignorance, inattentiveness, or a fascist government, it is simply impossible to attend to all the information relevant to any choice. People never have access to their full capacity for brain function: there are always historical events (e.g., injury) and current circumstances (e.g., stress) that impede or alter brain function in some way. People never have full access to every possible behavioral option due to constraints in weather, location, health, skill, and other factors. So based on Delgado's understanding of freedom, the traditional, dichotomous notion of freedom is illusory. Consider the following syllogism.

(a) Delgado's freedom requires access to omniscience (all information) and
omnipotence (maximized brain power and behavioral options).
(b) Delgado is not omniscient or omnipotent.
(c) Therefore, Delgado is not free.

According to Delgado, then, the traditional dichotomy must be rejected in favor of a qualitative, or continuous, model of freedom. In such a model, people have varying degrees of freedom: most people have at least some freedom, but the freedom of all is limited by various circumstances to differing degrees. Those with the most information, brain function, and behavioral options are the most free. Those with the least are the least free. With enhancements (e.g., education) in any of the areas, an individual enjoys more freedom. With degradation in any area, an individual enjoys less.

This idea that freedom is limited by available information, brain power, and behavioral options is not an entirely new idea. In The Republic, Plato said that most people are sequestered in a cave, chained to a wall, and are deceived into believing that the shadows projected on a wall are representative of reality. If these people are to ever learn of true reality, the learned philosopher must free them from their bondage by educating them and showing them the truth about the world. Many years later, John Locke extended Plato's ideas with his doctrine of tabula rasa, which argued that people can only know (and therefore act) inasmuch as they have experienced. Freedom comes from the options that stem from increased knowledge. The parallels between Locke, Plato, and Delgado are strikingly similar, and ultimately, they all lead to the same place: the ethnocentric argument that the most educated members of society have the highest quality of freedom.

To his credit, Delgado does attempt to defend the potential of the uneducated to create their own freedom. He suggests that the human mind can create a sort-of 'feedback loop,' whereby it begins to influence itself over and above the influence of the environment (education). This would perhaps offer some hope of freedom for the uneducated—if not for logical analysis. Delgado surprisingly fails to recognize that such a loop would only be as free as the brain that created it. So long as he continues to argue that humans are limited by their educations, he will have to recognize that the feedback loop is equally limited. Consider a syllogism.

(a) Delgado's brain created a feedback loop that influences Delgado's behavior.
(b) Delgado's education shaped Delgado's brain.
(c) Therefore, Delgado's education shaped Delgado's behavior.

A man who was raised under Franco's regime in fascist Spain and then educated in the Ivy League, Delgado is more than qualified to discuss the limitations that can be imposed on freedom. In his homeland, the government limited both information and behavioral options, and he could, undoubtedly, see what his comrades were missing while he was being educated at Yale. Compared with those in other parts of the world, his countrymen had a narrower range of behaviors and thoughts from which to choose, and Delgado interpreted this as a limitation. He is the philosopher. They are those who remain in the cave. He is Weiner. They are the limpets. But is this so?

If we are talking about well being, about adjustment, about mental health, even about free will, then there is no guarantee that any increase in the quantity of available behaviors and thoughts will mean a corresponding increase in wellness, in the perceived quality of freedom, or in the enjoyment of that freedom. Instead, the person's subjective perception of those options may actually be the more important factor. Consider another illustration.

The sweat dripped down Rotund Ronald's back as he impatiently tapped his foot and shifted his considerable bulk to his left haunch. He'd been waiting in the insufferable line at Fascist Fred's Candy Emporium for almost two hours for the opportunity to buy a Butterfinger bar. Rotund Ronald loved the way the crunchy toffee stuck to his teeth while the milk chocolate melted in his mouth. He was soaked with perspiration when his turn finally came, and he paid his $20.00 and left, happy as a lark.

The knowledgeable and 'objective' who shop at another store (Capitalist Karl's Candy Emporium) would suggest that Ronald was not truly free, that he was 'missing out' on the delight that could have been brought by a $1.00 Milky Way bar, but the fact remains that Ronald was still quite satisfied with his 'choice.' In this case, a better education (i.e., knowledge of cheap Milky Ways at Capitalist Karl's—where Ronald was person non grata) would have led to dissatisfaction (due to the superior taste and price of Milky Ways) with the Butterfinger that once made Ronald happy. And so the debate should not be about the quality of freedom. It should be about the satisfaction brought by it. In other words, are the freest among us those who believe their freedom is the best, or are they those who are satisfied with the freedom they have? Not surprisingly, this is not a new question. It has been discussed for thousands of years. Consider this passage from the Hebrew Bible.

When the woman saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, she took some and ate it. She also gave some to her husband, who was with her, and he ate it. Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they realized they were naked; so they sewed fig leaves together and made coverings for themselves.

In this Early Near-Eastern narrative, the man and the woman were only ashamed of their nakedness after they had gained knowledge of it. While freedom, diversity of experience, and wisdom are undoubtedly important to collective human progress, there is something to be said for ignorance. A simple, quotidian life can bring serenity, not suffering. Those in the cave are often happy there. The limpets feel safe on their rocks. The sight of babies peacefully sleeping does not often incite parents to sing dirges in the dark, to cry, "Oh, what tortured, trapped souls! Woe are they! We must educate them and tell them of the world!" The parents instead find a small part of them wishing they could spare their children from the troubles of the world and wishing that they themselves could once again be so carefree and serene.

Conclusion

Ultimately, Plato, Locke, and Delgado were right about the importance of education and knowledge for society, but they were wrong about their importance in life. Delgado argued that an individual's freedom hinges on her available knowledge, brain capacity, and behavioral options. Using his line of reasoning, I have sought to show that (a) all individuals are limited in some capacity, so freedom must be understood as qualitative; (b) freedom is qualitative, and so it is subject to the fickle perceptions of the individuals who evaluate it; and (c) freedom is a matter of perception, not education. Without education, freedom remains possible. Without contentment, freedom is illusory.

A few nights ago, Sarah and I were getting ready for bed when there was a loud knock at the door. It really shouldn't have been that surprising--it was only 9:00 PM--but we really don't get a lot of visitors. With the cats running around like someone had lit their tails on fire (like I said, we don't get a lot of knocking at the door), I went downstairs to see who it was.

Guy at the door: Did you call for a cab?

Me: Looking to see if there was a cab in the driveway and making sure I wasn't being robbed. No.

Guy: Are you sure? This is #623 isn't it?

Me: Yeah. Pretty sure I wouldn't forget calling for a cab. No, this isn't #623.

Guy: Turning to look again at the house number on our porch. Are you sure?

Me: No. You caught me. I don't know my own address. Let me get my coat, and I'll get in the cab that I called. Also, who am I? Yes. I'm sure. The place you want is down the street.

Guy: Oh. Ok.

Apparently, numeral reading is not a mandatory subject in cabbie school.

Yesterday I played basketball at the gym. Between games, a few of us were shooting around, waiting for another game to start. In these situations, custom says that you return the ball to any person who makes his or her shot. If the shot is missed, the ball gets to be shot by the rebounder. And so we dance.

Obviously, these situations favor good shooters, and because I had made 10 or so three pointers in a row, one of the guys waiting for a miss started to get frustrated. First, he attempted to goal-tend one of my shots (jump up and grab the ball as it descended down into the hoop), but he missed and the ball swished through the net anyway. After I drained another, insteading of giving me the ball back, he thew it about 4 feet to my right. This particular tactic is used on me a lot. It's just a 'subtle' way of saying, you're taking too long here, and it usually is done with selfish, but not overtly malicious intent.

When guys do that to me, I make it my common practice to try and catch the ball (wherever it may be thrown), stare into their eyes, and then make another shot without looking at the hoop. Which is exactly what I (successfully) did in this case. My new friend responded by throwing the ball 10 feet past me. I tried the same thing from there and missed by a hair. My way of conceeding that I'd had my fair turn. What can I say, maybe 15 in a row is one too many.

He wordlessly took the ball, went across the gym and started shooting at another hoop. Who is this guy? The antichrist? What the heck?! Whatever. I got another ball and started shooting with it. About five minutes later, my new friend came back to the original side of the court and made a shot from just inside the half-court line. Impressive. The ball rolled right to me, so I looked him in the eye and rolled the ball just out of his reach. Take that.

First, he looked at me a little quizzically--but only for a second--then his expression darkened to one that said something along the lines of, "I'm going to murder you and bury your body in a shallow grave on the outskirts of town." Hmm. Maybe it isn't my job to be an instructor of moral development for every person in the world. I said nothing and waited to see what would happen. He finally asked, "What the *&^% did you do that for?"

Apparently, not everyone is familiar with cause and effect. Maybe he should go to college.

I'll be honest. You're not that good at survey taking.

I got great news on Friday. The psychology department chair emailed me to ask if I wanted to teach as an adjunct lecturer again this spring. I immediately accepted. It looks great on my resume, plus...

4 hours per week X 7.5 weeks = $1800 = $60 per hour = maybe the most well-paid job I'll ever have

Math is good.

The people have spoken. After all the votes were tallied, all five of them, the consensus was that one person voted for each option. Therefore, there will be no special post about any topic. (And, no, it doesn't mean that there will be one post about each of the topics. Because I said, and I am the decider.)

Well, my 'spring' 'break' is over, and it's time to get 'back' to the grind. In better news, when I got to my 'office' today, there was a box on my desk from the good people at McGraw-Hill. They sent me two brand-spanking new introductory texts that I didn't even ask for. The first is selling for $115 on Amazon.com, and the other is going for $135. I don't even know how they got my name. I could get used to this.