When I suggested that my behaviorally-oriented professors were using too many behavior modification techniques in teaching my classes, I didn't realize that they are actually required to do so by their certifying board.

From the Behavior Analysts Code of Ethical Conduct:

5.07 Providing Behavior Analysis Principles in Teaching

The behavior analyst utilizes as many principles of behavior analysis in teaching a course as the material, conditions, and academic policies allow.

What!? So, I'm confused. Is this a cult or a science? I'm going to go ahead and cry foul over illegal wedding of church and state. Stop trying to shape me with your voodoo, or I will have to show you the love of Christ during class. Then you'll be sorry.