Three times a week, I have complaint day. Today is that day. With that said...

My neck hurts. My left knee hurts. I have a head ache. I think my back is going to go out soon. My thumb itches. I have some bumps on my head. You're not reading fast enough. My ear is ringing. My armpit won't stop sweating. You're bored. The cat just ate my homework. I don't have a cat. I have to go to the bathroom. I went to the bathroom. My seat is wet. You should be laughing. I don't know if you are. I'm done posting now.