Today was nearly as uneventful as yesterday, but not quite. To begin, I didn’t dress up as an astronaut for Halloween. I also wasn’t a cosmonaut or astrophysicist. I also wasn’t a cowboy or a vampire. I wasn’t a ninja or a president. I wasn’t a doctor or a teenage mutant ninja turtle. I was almost Sponge Bob Square Pants but then decided to go another way. As it turns out, I was an unenrolled college student: I didn’t go to class or read any books or learn anything, and I also didn’t have a job or do anything worthwhile. Actually all those traits qualify me as a student in a large, state school. Burn.