For the third straight year, we’ve had record attendance for Halloween. Two years ago we had eight. Last year we had three. This year…zero, a number that will undoubtedly stand the test of time as unbeatable, unless the unforeseeable happens and, next year, someone knocks on our door and hands us the candy. Come to think of it, that wouldn’t be completely unforeseeable: I just foresaw it. Tomorrow is November. Let the Christmas carols begin.