I saw a cat today. It doesn’t really sound all that interesting, does it? Under normal circumstances, it isn’t. Today’s circumstances weren’t all that unusual; my magical powers of deduction tell me that the cat sighting was, indeed, uninteresting. Later, I saw another cat. The end.
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I think you wish you had a cat.
Cats are for suckers.
Yesterday, I dissected a cat. Actually, that's false. -I- did not dissect it, but instead, I had to study an already skinned cat, poking it and labeling all the muscles. Personally, I would have benefited from simple diagrams, minus the formaldehyde, rather than this sort of cruel relationship with a cate that had been dead for as long as I had been alive. Just saying...
Did you at least get to eat the cat when you were done with it?
No. I did not eat the 20-year-dead cat after our lab session was over. Would you rather it came to you in the mail? It seems you tend to eat whatever the mailman brings.
Are you saying you're willing to mail me that cat?
I think the cat appeared on my birthday to remind you of my influence on your genes and the cat-like quickness you inherited....
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