Today I was taking out the trash and an interesting thing happened: I saw a monkey. Don’t get me wrong, I saw a monkey, a chimpanzee, to be precise. It was walking upright in the hallway of my apartment building. This brings me to my point: if you truly believe that something happened, in your brain, it’s as if it actually did. With that said, the “chimp” turned out to be a toddler with an inner ear problem (you’ve seen how monkeys walk, without really bending their knees: it creates a toddling waddle).