I always appreciate everyone's comments very much. If you happen to notice that one of your comments has disappeared, it's not because I didn't like it. I always try to be careful to remove all references to our city or my school.
You know, in case the "man" is listening.
Friday, February 12, 2010
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Update: four-day weekend! That's what I'm talking about!
And there's actually quite a bit of snow--I bet there's about 8 inches in the back yard. Nice, wet snow. It's been coming down all day, non-stop. Everyone is outside making snowmen--I even saw two kids using one of those big Rubbermaid containers to make blocks, with which they were building an igloo. Everything, and I mean everything, is shut down already for tomorrow because the weather people are saying that all the wet, slushy snow is going to freeze into a solid sheet of ice overnight. Since they don't use salt here, we're in for some ice.
But if we lose power, I'm going to be VERY displeased.
And there's actually quite a bit of snow--I bet there's about 8 inches in the back yard. Nice, wet snow. It's been coming down all day, non-stop. Everyone is outside making snowmen--I even saw two kids using one of those big Rubbermaid containers to make blocks, with which they were building an igloo. Everything, and I mean everything, is shut down already for tomorrow because the weather people are saying that all the wet, slushy snow is going to freeze into a solid sheet of ice overnight. Since they don't use salt here, we're in for some ice.
But if we lose power, I'm going to be VERY displeased.
Friday, February 05, 2010
I was just playing basketball, and I took a forearm to the face from a history professor who said it was retaliation for when I elbowed him in the back a few plays beforehand. Here's a history lesson: I didn't elbow you in the back. Also, you should be fired.
In his defense, I may have elbowed him in the back, but it wasn't on purpose, and I don't remember doing it. Not in his defense: every child knows that two wrongs don't make a right. What stage is below child? Infant?
My response was to stop playing immediately and ask him (loudly) what he was doing. Here's how the rest of the conversation went.
Me: Stops playing. What are you doing?!?!?!?
Him: Bugs eyes out and raises his fist. (That's right, raises his fist!) What are you doing?
Me: What am I doing? I'm absorbing the blow from your forearm. What are you doing?
Him: You elbowed me in the back!!!!!
Me: Pointing. You're a professor!
Him: You elbowed me in the back!!!!
Me: Shame on you. I should report you.
Him: Face goes white. You elbowed me in the back.
Me: I don't know what you're talking about.
Him: I bet you don't!!!
Me: That's bull crap. And you're a very bad man.
Other players: Laughing. (At me and my use of the term "bad man.")
The game went on. After the game, he came up to me, stuck his hand out for a hand slap, and said, "Good game." No apology. No more berating. Just, "Good game."
Are you kidding me?!
In his defense, I may have elbowed him in the back, but it wasn't on purpose, and I don't remember doing it. Not in his defense: every child knows that two wrongs don't make a right. What stage is below child? Infant?
My response was to stop playing immediately and ask him (loudly) what he was doing. Here's how the rest of the conversation went.
Me: Stops playing. What are you doing?!?!?!?
Him: Bugs eyes out and raises his fist. (That's right, raises his fist!) What are you doing?
Me: What am I doing? I'm absorbing the blow from your forearm. What are you doing?
Him: You elbowed me in the back!!!!!
Me: Pointing. You're a professor!
Him: You elbowed me in the back!!!!
Me: Shame on you. I should report you.
Him: Face goes white. You elbowed me in the back.
Me: I don't know what you're talking about.
Him: I bet you don't!!!
Me: That's bull crap. And you're a very bad man.
Other players: Laughing. (At me and my use of the term "bad man.")
The game went on. After the game, he came up to me, stuck his hand out for a hand slap, and said, "Good game." No apology. No more berating. Just, "Good game."
Are you kidding me?!
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