Monday, December 20, 2010

liar liar

Have you ever heard the expression, "Liar, liar, pants on fire"? Of course you have. Have you also heard the next line, "Hanging on a telephone wire" (or some other similar variation)? Maybe. But have you ever read the poem the saying was derived from? It was written in 1810 by William Blake, an English poet. It's hilarious.

Deceiver, dissembler
Your trousers are alight
From what pole or gallows
Shall they dangle in the night?
When I asked of your career
Why did you have to kick my rear
With that stinking lie of thine
Proclaiming that you owned a mine?
When you asked to borrow my stallion
To visit a nearby moored galleon
How could I ever know that you
Intended to turn him into glue?
What red devil of mendacity
Grips your soul with such tenacity?
Will one you cruelly shower with lies
Put a pistol ball between your eyes?
What internal serpent
Has lent you his forked tongue?
From what pit of foul deceit
Are all these whoppers sprung?
Deceiver, dissembler
Your trousers are alight
From what pole or gallows
Do they dangle in the night?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

haha--certainly never heard that one! That poem may have been "The Simpsons" of its day! Mom

Anonymous said...

Funny!! Good thing wives never lie to husbands!

Anonymous said...

That dude must have been really dissed by someone...