Turning off the lights when you go to bed: typical
Turning off the lights when you go to the bathroom: unorthodox
Petting a cat after a long day at work: soothing
Petting a cactus after a long day at work: prickly
Using an umbrella in the rain: preventative
Using an umbrella in the shower: ridiculous
Going to the park and luring birds with breadcrumbs: enjoyable
Going to the park and luring kids with breadcrumbs: arrestable
Practicing your punting by drop-kicking a football: advisable
Practicing your punting by drop-kicking a rabbit: dissatisfying
Picture it. Do it. Picture it.
3 comments:
Just think how fun the photo shoot would be if you really compiled these into a book!
Dissatisfying? For you or the rabbit?! Jan
I like these! Am I sick?
Love, mom
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