Saturday, July 12, 2008

Turning off the lights when you go to bed: typical
Turning off the lights when you go to the bathroom: unorthodox

Petting a cat after a long day at work: soothing
Petting a cactus after a long day at work: prickly

Using an umbrella in the rain: preventative
Using an umbrella in the shower: ridiculous

Going to the park and luring birds with breadcrumbs: enjoyable
Going to the park and luring kids with breadcrumbs: arrestable

Practicing your punting by drop-kicking a football: advisable
Practicing your punting by drop-kicking a rabbit: dissatisfying

Picture it. Do it. Picture it.

3 comments:

Sarah said...

Just think how fun the photo shoot would be if you really compiled these into a book!

Anonymous said...

Dissatisfying? For you or the rabbit?! Jan

Anonymous said...

I like these! Am I sick?
Love, mom