Thursday, July 10, 2008

Raising your hand before addressing your teacher: polite
Raising your hand before addressing your mail: awkward

Drinking cool water from a glass: refreshing
Drinking cool water from a toilet: disgusting

Putting your cat in a kitty carrier for a car trip: necessary
Putting your kid in a kitty carrier for a car trip: abusive

Asking a friend for directions: prudent
Asking a dog for directions: insane

Ever make yourself laugh out loud? Me too. Every single time I read that last one.

6 comments:

Sarah said...

You could compile these in a bestseller book titled "inappropriate" :)

Hannah said...

you are weird.

Anonymous said...

Mowing my lawn...rewarding
Asking our teenage son to mow the lawn...scary

Anonymous said...

Weed whipping our yard...mission accomplished
Asking teenage son to weed whip yard...impossible mission

Anonymous said...

Having children...wonderful
Adult children...delightful
Thanking the Lord...always

Anonymous said...

Taking out the trash: cleanly
Putting on the trash: gross