Today Dennis Ferina, an actor and former Chicago policeman, was arrested at LAX trying to board a plane with a loaded handgun in his suitcase. His defense? "I forgot it was in there." He forgot. Oh, okay. He just forgot. Let him go boys.

What?!? In what universe is it a logical possibility to 'forget' that you have a loaded gun stored in your suitcase? Is he suggesting that he always keeps a loaded gun in his suitcase when he's NOT traveling, and then when he needs to use the luggage, he removes the gun? Or perhaps he was threatening his socks and left the gun in there for intimidation, all the while intending to take it out before he got to the airport.

If you're going to lie, at least make it a good one.