Let's say you have $4681.17 laying around your bank account. What do you buy?
(a) 1 down payment for a small mortgage
(b) 2 tickets for a luxury cruise
(c) 3 50-inch, widescreen, plasma HDTVs
(d) 4 MacBook laptop computers
(e) 5 Iphones and 1 used Honda Civic
Wrong. You pay off Sarah's student loan debt and know that the government will probably be using your money to buy bullets to shoot at 'insurgents'.
Note to self: look for an additional $11,000 so that you can (a) pay off Max's student-loan debt, and (b) help the government get enough bullets to shoot all the 'insurgents'.
Zing.
3 comments:
Would you rather the insurgents shoot us first?
Praise God for whom all blessings flow!
Now if we could convince everybody else to pay off all their student loans there would be NO INSURGENTS left...
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