A fellow student whose first language is not English is graduating in a few days. Today I asked him if he had anything to do before graduation (I was thinking something along the lines of a final paper to finish). He told me that he just had to complete his duties at the psychology clinic. I asked him what that entailed. He replied, "I must terminate my patient."

Note to self: do not refer patients to that clinic.

(We had a good laugh when I explained the difference between what he said and what he meant).