RANCH HOUSE BURGER
Pieces of Steak, Sauteed Mushrooms and Onions, Crisp Bacon and Cheddar Cheese on Top of Our Classic Burger. Served with Fries
Friday, May 18, 2007
The menu listing seemed innocuous (and tasty) enough:
Today, Sarah, Peter, and I went to the Cheesecake Factory (a local chain eatery) for dinner (we had a giftcard...). I wasn't in the mood for a serious, sit-down meal, so I went for what I thought would be a moderately-sized, classic hamburger. As it turns out, my burger/monstrosity included a whole steak, 6 pieces of bacon, a 1 lb. hamburger patty, cheese, a single lettuce leaf, and a paper-thin slice of tomato. What the menu also failed to mention is how every burger comes with chest pains. And I didn't even force myself to eat the whole thing (which, I'd like to point out, I most certainly could have). I do love to eat food, but I also love to live: I'll be more careful next time...
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4 comments:
Cholesterol Burger! Jan
My brother, Dave says to try next time the Fish Tacos. Maybe as much cholesterol but it sounds healthier! Jan
I laughed out loud when I read the part of your burger coming with chest pain...I also (sometimes) laugh out loud at funerals. I hope to get a meal such as what you described...hummmmmmgh.
Homer Simpson comes to mind. Did you order a cheesecake dessert?
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