Anything interesting to write about today?
Not really.
Didn't you do anything interesting this weekend?
Not really.
You didn't do anything?
I didn't say that.
What didn't you say?
Nothing really.
Let's try a different approach: what did you do on Friday?
I spent 6 hours trying to get stumps out of a yard with a dulled ax.
Why didn't you use a sharpened ax?
I don't see how that's any of your business.
Well, what did you do on Saturday?
I don't remember.
What do you mean you don't remember?
I don't know, I just don't.
Why don't you think about it?
I don't want to.
Okay, what did you do on Sunday?
Today is Sunday.
Okay, what did you do today?
I went to church, went to a pot-luck, and went to dinner with family.
So, you did do things this weekend.
I guess.
So, was that so hard?
Yes.
3 comments:
Has anyone heard from J Lo lately?
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Why DID the chicken cross the road?
Jabron.
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