I promised to tell the stories from this weekend, but I'm pretty sure I lied: they're really long stories, and I didn't have as much time to write today as I'd hoped. Fortunately, I think I'll keep you enthralled when I keep saying, "tomorrow I'll tell you about how I had to convince a police officer not to arrest us for shooting 'arrows' at each other because the 'arrows' were actually marshmallows," and "later I'll explain how a light with a motion detector alerted me to intruders (or extruders, if that is an appropriate word that I just made up)." Well, talk to you tomorrow. Or not.