I agree, yesterday's post was a classic; today's post will not measure up. Speaking of measuring, what's with rulers? They think they're so smart, always accurately telling people how long things are. Zing.

Ducks are friends, not food.

The gyroball is propaganda. More on that later.*



*You're right; there probably won't be more on that later, but we'll have to see how Daisuke Matsuzaka does in his first 15 starts. My prediction: he'll be good, but there'll be no "amazing-curve-so-much ball."