Sarah and I used to live in Grand Rapids; right nextdoor is Cascade Township, MI (where the nice grocery store, "Cascade Meijer", is located; we lived closer to "Ghetto Meijer" and usually shopped there).
Anywho, I read today (AP national news) that a deer got a plastic pumpkin stuck on his head in Cascade Township. Wildlife officials were trying to figure out how to get it off without hurting the deer.
Here's a thought: eat the dear and then let your kids use the bucket to store crayons in until next Halloween. ATTENTION NEWSPEOPLE AND ELECTED OFFICALS: THERE ARE BIGGER ISSUES TO SPEND TIME ON.
In an unrelated matter, Hannah: keep your eye out for a deer with an orange smiley face.
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That was really fun. I appreciate your bluntness that people should just eat the deer, but that is such a good point. People are shooting dear everyday, yet one gets something stuck on it's head and we are trying to help it. It's a strange world. That would be the funniest thing if I saw that deer.
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