Seriously, who’s the guy who goes into the public restroom and uses exactly 2500 cubic yards of toilet paper? I realize that the stuff is only one-ply, but let’s be realistic: do you really need to use that much? You know what I’m talking about: there’s always one stall where the toilet bowl is COMPLETELY filled with toilet paper. Nearly all of the water has been soaked up, the paper looks as if it’s been there for three or four months, and someone has used the facilities despite the obvious clog. Actually, who is THAT guy: he goes into a stall, finds it completely unusable, and uses it anyway. You know who you are. I’ve made an executive decision, there need to be two kinds of public restrooms: those for the two types of people outlined above, and those for me.