Sarah is off at the opera, and I just got a text message saying, “This opera rocks”. I doubt it: rock operas are not slated to come back into style for several years yet. See what I did there? Probably not; it was a bit obscure, I’m not sure I even know what I meant. In any case, perhaps she was suggesting that she wanted to throw rocks: you know, because she was so bored and found herself desiring to see some wanton violence, such as that she was missing by not spending her evening-requisite hour in front of the TV…