Yesterday, Sarah attempted to prove to the state of California that she went to college. I’d imagine she was successful. We watched a movie and ate pizza to celebrate. If it turns out she didn’t go to college, I’ll have to ask her to regurgitate the pizza, and then we’ll watch the movie in reverse.

In other news, we went to a church today where most of the parishioners were Asian (i.e., everyone but me). The themes of the sermon were interesting (if not stereotypical): obedience to God leads to acceptance, prosperity, and safety, and God wants friends (who are purposefully obedient) not slaves. The former is probably a bit of what you’d stereotypically expect; the latter is one that you would probably not.