Today I was so lacking in ideas that I considered plagiarism. I’m not really sure if that’s possible on a blog, but it’s the thought that counts. Wait, if that were completely true (the thought that counts part), I’d be a millionaire. No, make that a billionaire! Oh, and I have a PhD and play in the NBA. And one last thing, I’m watching, not the 13-inch TV that I used to have in my living room, but a 42 plasma screen. And I’m in my bathroom.