There's a townhouse for sale down the street. It looked pretty dumpy on the outside, so I thought maybe we could afford it, and I took a flier from the box out front. As it turns out, its two bedrooms and 1 and 3/4 baths must be pretty fancy (and by fancy, I mean made of gold), because otherwise, there'd be no justification for the $527,000 price tag. There's also a moderately sized house for sale down the street (3 bedrooms, 3 and 1/2 baths) for $1,500,000. I'm still keeping my eye out for a cardboard box.