I read a book today. Isn’t that interesting? It isn’t? You’re right, it really isn’t. I won’t write a detailed review, but as does so much other Christian fiction, the plot went like this: a smolderingly handsome and talented man with a slightly checkered past has to solve a crime that will save humanity; he is aided by a beautiful, intelligent, and athletic Christian woman; the man works through personal issues with the help of religious parental figures (the old aunt/uncle who’s always been praying that this day would come) and comes to know God just in time to solve the crime and begin a relationship with the woman. I smell a sequel…