Now that I think about it, the "I'm lazy." post really wasn't all that perfect. If I was truly lazy, I wouldn't have written anything at all.

I'm somewhat nervous that the higher cognitive functioning that resulted in the realization of my mistake is evidence of critical thinking skills that might lead to the possibility of the advanced studies that might influence someone to consider the application to an academic program that could potentially result in knowing someone who might know an astronaut's housekeeper.

I don't want to take any chances.