Yesterday I was playing basketball, and I hurt the pinky finger on my right hand (piece of advice, when you're going for a steal, don't swipe at the ball and hit a forward-moving elbow mid-swipe). It felt so much more severe than a normal jam that I went to the health center after I got done playing to get it looked at. There was a long wait, and I ended up missing a class. They put on a splint, and I even had one of my classmates drive me over to the x-ray place to get the x-ray (which, fortunately, was all free--student insurance works for once; also, having a friend works for once).

Short story short, I got the results back, and it turns out that I am unbreakable. At least now I know. They told me to keep the splint on for 1 - 2 weeks, but with the aforesaid unbreakability, I have obviously already removed it.