Today I was avoiding going to bed, and I accidentally started watching a special on PBS about cat shows (apparently, I will do ANYTHING to avoid sleep). In any case, I learned that 1) I will never be a true 'cat person', and 2) true cat people sincerely love their cats, and 3) true cat people are a little demented. No offense. Also, I looked up a breed of cat called "Maine Coon", and came across a picture of, perhaps, the largest cat on earth. I thought I'd seen the largest cat on earth while I was in New York, but the cat I found today would eat that cat. For lunch. And then he'd eat like 15 more cats. Then he'd eat his normal lunch. Just look at the picture.