It was hot today. Not so hot that I nearly spontaneously combusted, but hot enough so that when I picked some cucumbers in the garden and cut them for a salad, I realized they were starting to cook. Tomorrow it's supposed to be even hotter, so I was thinking of adding some water to the potted tomato vine and seeing if we end up with soup for dinner.

(I know what you're thinking: "that's absurd!" And it is. Sorry.)