Tomorrow (today, as most of you will be reading this on Monday), I have an appointment with another doctor for my shoulder. This guy is supposed to be a specialized specialist, so he should be able to give me an authoritative opinion about why I'm only a shell of my former self (athletically speaking, of course). And he'd better know what he's talking about: I had to wait two months for an appointment. I'm guessing he'll tell me it's one part injury, four parts someone pricking a doll (fashioned in my likeness) with a pin. I'll let you know how it goes.