I want to go ahead and go on record saying that Sarah is rushing me. I wanted to write...I was just hit in the side of the head with a slipper, and Sarah is laughing uproariously. I have chosen not to respond in any way, so as not to acknowledge her insolence. Sarah doesn't know what insolence means, so this is where...another slipper just grazed the top of my head, and I heard a roar that she does too know what it means. Just thought I'd keep you up to date.
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Is this the beginning of a "Slipper War?" Jan
How old is Sarah?
What Max hasn't told us was that Sarah was provoked. Max must work for CNN.
Jabron.
Perhaps the slipper was meant to stick to your ear, and when it didn't, she needed to try it again.
You see, most men don't realize they are more attractive with slippers on their ears. This is why God created woman. Someone needed to make man more attractive.
So Maxwell...I am not sure if you remember me. But I was once a close friend of yours on Kalsbeek Huizenga and we played the basketball together, and we both dated the White Witch...I hope that you are doing well. Hahahaha....you are still one of the funniest people that I know. Tell Sara that I said hi!
Steve
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