It seems that I’m quite old: I played basketball last night, and, when I was finished, every single part of my body hurt. It just doesn’t make sense; though I do have a theory. My ankle hurt because I twisted it four weeks ago. My left leg hurt because it had to work too hard (to compensate for the ankle). My back hurt because my legs weren’t completely synchronized. Everything else hurt because my back affects all. Not much of a theory, but it’s all I’ve got.