Yesterday, I forgot to comb my hair, sort of. See, I hadn’t slept well the night before, and after I got done playing basketball in the morning, I took a shower and then fell asleep. After I got out of the shower, I’d, of course, combed my hair, but, as I’m sure you well know, sleeping on wet hair does not do wonders for one’s stylistic choices. When I woke up from my nap, I went through my day doing day to day things, and never really passed by a mirror. As it turns out, I looked very similar to a bum I once knew. That bum was me.