Tuesday, December 20, 2005

This is the result of someone's big head smashing into my jaw during a basketball game. I didn't know that it was possible to bruise a tongue. In addition, my jaw feels as if it's been punched. Oh, and no comments about plaque. Not even one.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Croquet is more violent...

Anonymous said...

Now tell me again why you play this sport...

Anonymous said...

Is that the beginnings of a beard?

Anonymous said...

Is that the playgeg?

Anonymous said...

What was the license number of that head?

Anonymous said...

Did you take the picture with your new camera?

Anonymous said...

Get out before it's too late! Reading is a good alternative.

Max said...

Let’s see if I can reply to this all at once. Croquet is only more violent when you play with a sadist and psychopath (which you frequently did…). I play this sport because I like it when I get hurt (people are quicker to express their sympathy, and thus love, for me). It’s not so much a beard as it is not shaving for two days. I’m not sure what “playgeg” is. The license number of the head was 2BIG4U. Technically, Sarah took the picture with my new camera (note the exquisite detail in the spit bubbles on my tongue). You can get hurt reading (paper cut, anyone?).

Anonymous said...

Leave it to Max yo post a really sick picture of an ailment of his on the internet....it's lovely to look at really (but I am sorry it happened...really)