As it turns out, Sarah was able to go to school today. I think it may have had something to do with all the Sudafed I pumped into her. Either way, she is there; and, on the plus side, she made all of those sub plans and didn’t have to use them. How is that the plus side, you ask? Didn’t Sarah end up doing more work, you ask? What is this, the Spanish Inquisition? Can’t a guy just make a stupid comment without having to think it through?