The news this morning reported that today is “Cyber Monday” (otherwise known as “Black Monday” and “Internet Monday”). Apparently, the Monday after Thanksgiving is a very large day for internet shopping. I could make oodles of sarcastic and pointed quips, but I won’t. I won’t say that people are extending their time off and goofing on the company dollar. I won’t say that news crews avoid reporting tough issues (read, Darfur Crisis, Zambia Famine, Aids Pandemic) and instead make up superficial stories that only increase our rampant selfishness. I won’t.