Someone pointed out to me that I could be collecting unemployment checks. My morality pointed out to me that I should not be collecting unemployment checks.
I took a TB test today; I didn’t study, but I think I did well. The nurse didn’t do nearly as well as I: apparently, it’s difficult to poke me with a needle in such a manner that my blood doesn’t get all over my shirt. As she knew exactly how to get the stain out, I would imagine that it wasn’t the first time such a situation had transpired…
I know you were wondering: peroxide and saline; it worked like magic.
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Hey, I took a TB test on Wednesday...coincidental. I was surprised about the bleeding part. How in the world did she get it on your shirt??
Ok, I confess: technically, I got the blood on my shirt. The nurse only poked me and forgot to put on a band-aid or apply pressure. It was actually me who walked away and didn't notice the bleeding and must have rubbed my shirt with my arm; I suppose I was too busy attempting to get my urine into a tiny cup.
Okay then! (Ace Ventura head dip) Do you think they make the cup that small in order to make people humiliate themselves??? Surely they could give us a big container or one with a funnel and ask us only to fill it to a certain level, but no.
No indeed.
Where's the unemployment here..........
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