It's Friday night: if you're reading this on Friday night, I'm going to have to ask you to turn your attention elsewhere. Perhaps to the grand pursuit of getting a life. This is my life, not yours. Yes, it is true that I am staring at a computer screen on Friday night, but this is not about me; it's about you. Nice attempt at changing the subject, but you can't divert my attention nearly so easily. Hey, is that a bug? I have to go.