Today I wrote the introduction to my book: "If you could write a book, what would it be about? Well, it could be about anything: you might write about cheeses of the Alsace, the history of American furniture, or monkeys. This book isn’t about any of those things, because that would be plagiarism. Remember, you were writing those books. I am writing this book. As such, I’ll only write about things that were thought up by me. Some things that will be included in this book will be a brief section describing various cheeses of the Alsace, a chronological ordering of the history of American furniture, and a detailed accounting of how to catch and train wild monkeys."

I got stuck after that.