I think I've come up with a new term that I will use periodically when in appropriate company. It's called, "the barfs." In an unrelated matter, Sarah may have had food poisoning this weekend.

This just in, we have a bed. And by bed, I mean the largest sleeping surface this side of Dikembe Mutombo's house. Speaking of beds, ours is two twin mattresses side by side. Now that you mention it, in all actuality, this should be known as a twin mattress. Separate them, and they could be called single mattresses. Do you want to call the President, or should I?