So today I was wandering around a store that shall remain nameless (IKEA, for those of you who are more curious than attentive to what I was trying to say) and a man offered me a job (not at IKEA).

I mean, what the heck: can't a guy just be unemployed for a while without people climbing all over him and trying to get him to be a productive member of society?

To be truthful, I doubt the job offer was all that, shall we say, real (or legal), because the guy never really told me what the job was; he just mumbled some sort of musing as to whether I was interested in making money.

I'm not, by the way.