Have you ever circled a small parking lot approximately 231 times in a vain attempt to find a parking place? Have you ever waited in 34 separate lines to complete a total of 3 minutes worth of paperwork? Have you ever been told to go home and get documents that you were supposed to intuitively know to bring along and then started the entire process over again? If you said "yes", you've been to the DMV. If you said "no", go play in some traffic and save yourself the trouble.