I built further onto the successes of yesterday by installing new speakers into my car, but I experienced a minor setback later in the evening. To be sure, I could argue that it wasn’t my fault; however, I’ll take the high road and accept some responsibility. While installing my speakers, I found my mind drifting into a world where I promised myself I’d never go again: multivariate calculus. Sadly, I must admit, I was doing it. In my head.

One minor disclaimer referring to the above passage: none of it is true, save for the parts that actually occurred. You were a fool to believe me. And an even bigger fool in your disbelief. Something in here smells funny.