Saturday, July 12, 2008

Turning off the lights when you go to bed: typical
Turning off the lights when you go to the bathroom: unorthodox

Petting a cat after a long day at work: soothing
Petting a cactus after a long day at work: prickly

Using an umbrella in the rain: preventative
Using an umbrella in the shower: ridiculous

Going to the park and luring birds with breadcrumbs: enjoyable
Going to the park and luring kids with breadcrumbs: arrestable

Practicing your punting by drop-kicking a football: advisable
Practicing your punting by drop-kicking a rabbit: dissatisfying

Picture it. Do it. Picture it.

3 comments:

  1. Just think how fun the photo shoot would be if you really compiled these into a book!

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  2. Anonymous5:12 AM

    Dissatisfying? For you or the rabbit?! Jan

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  3. Anonymous7:48 AM

    I like these! Am I sick?
    Love, mom

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