Thursday, July 10, 2008

Raising your hand before addressing your teacher: polite
Raising your hand before addressing your mail: awkward

Drinking cool water from a glass: refreshing
Drinking cool water from a toilet: disgusting

Putting your cat in a kitty carrier for a car trip: necessary
Putting your kid in a kitty carrier for a car trip: abusive

Asking a friend for directions: prudent
Asking a dog for directions: insane

Ever make yourself laugh out loud? Me too. Every single time I read that last one.

6 comments:

  1. You could compile these in a bestseller book titled "inappropriate" :)

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  2. Anonymous1:17 AM

    Mowing my lawn...rewarding
    Asking our teenage son to mow the lawn...scary

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  3. Anonymous1:21 AM

    Weed whipping our yard...mission accomplished
    Asking teenage son to weed whip yard...impossible mission

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  4. Anonymous1:27 AM

    Having children...wonderful
    Adult children...delightful
    Thanking the Lord...always

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  5. Anonymous11:10 AM

    Taking out the trash: cleanly
    Putting on the trash: gross

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