The weather is back to being cold, and I am back to being annoyed. As it turns out, I like 65 a lot better than 25. I move that we all increase our carbon emissions until Michigan has a Mediterranean climate. I realize this will inconvenience a large portion of the world's population (with destruction and, ultimately, death), but I'm pretty sure they should have chosen to be born somewhere else, perhaps a more-powerful, colder nation. Like Denmark. Or as we'll soon call it: The Dominican Republic, EU edition.