Addendum to yesterday's post.
Cost of toy mouse: $0.65
Cost of vet bill when favorite cat rips (inedible and indigestible--i.e., death causing) 6-inch tail off said mouse and eats it: $40.
Cost of cat ownership: priceless
And I mean 'priceless' in terms of inestimably; as in, way too much; as in, we're having cat for dinner the next three nights.
P.S. For sale: 1 cat (slight wear: 'high' on throw-up medicine)
Will you put me up for sale if I have to go to the doctor too??
ReplyDeletePS: The cats are NOT for sale ;)
Maybe you could just rent them to people who are feeling a bit masochistic...or are tired of their money and furniture.
ReplyDeleteKidding! I love my grandcats.
By the way, I wonder if/when it occurred to said naughty cat that the mouse was a little short on flavor??? And I find it hair raising that the little darling apparently eats her mice tails first??? Horrors!!!
ReplyDelete(a) The mice were catnip flavored: I'm pretty sure the cat was high and had the 'munchies', as the kids say.
ReplyDelete(b) I've got news for you: your 'grandcats' are adopted.
i guess swamp cats aren't the high-bred cats one might think....
ReplyDeleteSounds like foreign food...
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