Alright, the picture parade is officially over, and real life begins anew. And when I say real life, I mean that Sarah has to go back to work, and I have to go back to not really doing anything. For the record, Sarah worked three days last week, so real life actually began last Wednesday, but I was so busy trying to finish my Christmas chocolate that I hardly noticed.

There was a frost advisory this morning in Orange County: it took the top spot on today’s news, superseding yesterday’s top story, wind. So little goes on here with the weather: the slightest threat to homeostasis is completely surprising. “What?!?!?!? You’re saying that WATER can FALL from the SKY!!!!????!!!??”