At this point, I need to read, not type.

Step right up! Take a quiz, find out your stance on spirituality. 20 questions and you're done. Click here, find your place in the cosmos...

Seriously, it's an interesting exercise. You answer 20 questions, and the quiz tells you what religious tradition your views line up with (e.g., Buddhism, Islam, Christianity, Quaker, etc.), and then it explains what people like you believe (and there's the option of finding out what the other groups believe).

As it turns out, I'm both a 'liberal protestant' (Christian) and a 'conservative protestant' (shall we call my views 'moderate protestant'--it even approximately rhymes; fantastic).

Me, as Rainn Wilson, as Dwight K. Schrute commenting on my day.

Fact: cats sneeze.
Fact: cats sneeze inordinate amounts of snot.

(I'm serious if humans sneezed proportionately as much snot as cats sneeze, you would NOT want to be around someone with a cold and/or allergies).

Fact: cat snot sticks to walls.
Fact: our walls are covered in cat snot.
Fact: I'm very glad that Sarah has taken the initiative to clean the cat snot off the walls.

Question: is it possible for someone to be employed as a cleaner of cat snot?
Answer: Because if it is, I know just the job for Sarah: Special education teacher.

A Poem

The internet is here.
And so am I.
Home.


That wasn't a poem and you know it.

Update on AT&T's progress: our home internet will be activated by 'Monday' 'at the very latest'. Fantastic. Who used to have the slogan about reaching out and touching someone? I'd like to reach out and do something. Maybe on Monday.