Anonymous suggested I go back to the beginning, write about the transition from Midwest to West. I hate to say it, but I’m running out of material. Sure, I could lampoon the people who freak out when it rains or when the wind blows. I could lambaste the ridiculous traffic and horrendous drivers. I could lament the culture that breeds love for things and self-enhancement (e.g., plastic surgery). But I think I’ve done all that already. The material will come (all it takes is one more dolt running public office instead of staying in Hollywood), but it hasn’t yet arrived…